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Carly said NO NO NO, she will not marry Sonny. The ex-hubby doesn’t want to go to jail of course. He was almost begging not to be the block C’s dessert for life. I can’t blame him. He’s too pretty..lol. I hate to admit it but this situation Carly has found herself mixed into is freaking HILARIOUS. There’s not enough adjectives in the dictionary to describe how much I’m enjoying the irony of it all. As much as Sonny doesn’t want to go to jail, he’s also anticipating the day he and Carly becomes one again. Like he told Jason, “who said it’s for convenience?”. Hah!. Carly is really desperate coz she even went as far as asking for Alexis’s help. Now you really know she’s out of her wits. I’m also enjoying how nonchalantly Jason is taking all of it. He thinks Carly is just trying to convince everybody how much she loves Jax and when everyone is convinced she’ll marry Sonny in the end. Even the boys think so coz they already moved themselves at Sonny’s house. Well, Sonny has until Tuesday to decide. Marry Sonny or he would be meeting his roomie down at cell block C, hehehe.

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Sam may have acted unprofessional for yelling at Liz in thier workplace but you know what, I don’t care. Liz’s feelings towards Jason is very obvious no matter how she denies it. Sam has the right to put her in her place. Sam’s boss didn’t like the altercation that went on between Sam and Liz but Epiphany kicked her out before she could file a report. I like Epiphany and I do agree the Sam should be grateful people helped her out when Jason asked them to. Liz’s reasons for helping out is another issue. She just wants to earn points to make herself look good. It was funny how she reacted though when Bobby called her virtous. See, even her thinks it’s bull. Once everything comes out about her baby and how long she’s been lying to everyone I doubt people would be lining up to kiss her butt. Anyhoo, Sam quit, went home and told Jason everything. He reassured her that he loves her and only her. One thing I could say for this couple, they’re honest with each other. Sam may have looked like a brat but at least she recognized her insecurities and fessed up to her bf. Can you say the same thing about Liz?.

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Great scenes between Babe and Eric. The room was full of irony, hypocracy and a diva calling the pot kettle black. Babe asked Erica to tell Josh to leave her alone. Erica was flabbergasted that Babe had the nerve to come near her at all. I mean she’s the Erica Kane after all. Erica told Babe it’s the signals that she’s been sending Josh which I happen to agree on. But then Jeff burst in and gave Erica a huge smackaroo on the lips. Babe taunted Erica that with very little effort she could be calling her Mom. HAHA. I give her props for that.

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Detective John Mcbain, how stupid can you be?. You don’t want to take your pain medications for reasons I don’t really understand so you hid them in a drawer where Nat kept the log for your medications?. I mean no one was home. Bo has already left after his short visit which was actually a nudge from Nat just so he could check on you. Couldn’t you have flushed the pills down the toilet?. Sounds clever doesn’t it?. No wonder it took you eons to solve your father’s murder. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt though. Maybe all the anaesthesia they pumped you with while you were in a coma are still very much in effect. How clever for Nat to put your pills in your minestrone soup. But then I asked myself, why couldn’t she do that in the kitchen, where she put everything together. She did it in the living room, openly I might add, where you could’ve just as easily walked in on her about to trick you. Oh well, it worked though coz you were knocked out like a baby.

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Creepy Nanny Colleen strikes again. She overheard Nikolas and Emily inquiring about a daycare for their “child” so to evade the couple she pulled the fire alarm and grabbed Spencer out of there. Too little too late Nikolas. To make matters worse, Nikolas gave himself away. Apparently his average Joe act wasn’t that convincing. The Daycare director somehow noticed he’s too refined to just be a regular father looking for a reputable daycare for his kid. He and Emily didn’t have a choice but to fess up and tell the truth. The director didn’t believe at first so Nikolas patched a call to PCPD to prove to her the new employee she just hired is actually a Babynapper.

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Are we supposed to give Babe Kudos for empathizing with Zarf/Zoe?. I guess we should all forget she slept with Josh while she professed her love to her psycho hubby JR. Hey that’s ok, she’s redeeming herself by being the only person who understands Zach. Oh delete that, her exact words were “I know Zarf inside and out”. WOW. How did that happen?. I thought she just hired Zarf for their new Fusion campaign. Now they’re all of a sudden best of buds. Man, Zarf was lucky Josh got to his room before Jon could do more damage. He really ruffed him up. His black dress got torn, his fake breasts came popping out, whewwwww. But then again, I think Jon was just too distraught to discover the fake breasts to do more beating after his initial attack. Even Ryan showed up to save Zarf from Jon’s wrath. Annie was really worried about him which is very much warranted considering all the bad things Jon has been through.

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Well, well, well, guess who got lucky when the new year rolled in?. Bianca, my girl. Josh went to visit her armed with croissants and discovered that Bianca’s date the night before stayed for some lovin’. At least someone in Pine Valley got some. JR surely didn’t since Babe stayed Zarf while he was interrogated by the PVPD. Going back to Bianca for a minute, she told Josh the whole Zoe story which made Josh thought about the weird phone call he got the time he and Babe stayed at the Valley Inn months ago. Now Bianca is as confused as ever. Maybe Zarf really is Zoe. Ayayay.

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Sam was late on her first day of job. That’s ok. But her boss didn’t think so. She was badgering her on why she was late so Sam had no choice but to yell out, “my boyfrined and I were having sex”. Woohoooo. The best part was Liz heard it too. She didn’t look happy but I don’t care. She needed to hear it. Jason loves Sam and they are having lots of sex to concieve a baby. Carly was right, Liz is one night stand who just won’t go away. Yes I know Jazon is the real father of Liz’s baby but hey she chose not to tell him. It will come out someday but Jason doesn’t love Liz. Maybe in the past he did but right now Jason thinks of her as a friend. I think today was a fun episode coz Sam and Jason got a little bit naughty and were acting all giddy afterwards. To quote Sam after realizing she was going to be late for work, “Aaaaahhh”, with a huge smile on her face. Take that Liz.

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Good thing I had a few hours before posting here coz I needed to recover from today’s episode. Aidan and Di was able to convince Zarf to go down at the Confusion with them to ring in the new year after recovering themselves from seeing him in a nice black dress. Zarf joined them reluctantly but totally went crazy when he saw Bianca with another woman. Good thing Zarf didn’t show up in the middle of their new year smooch. That would have been a disaster. Zarf grabbed a microphone and sang “Falling In Love Again”. His fans went crazy thinking it was just another way for the rock star to be unconventional. Bianca wasn’t amused though. She called him cruel and sick. Josh was fast to defend her after being rejected by Babe for the umpteenth time. More on Josh and Babe, I really wish for the last time but it doesn’t look my my wish will be coming true anytime soon but anyway, I thought they were both acting childish, among other things.

Babe : Take it back (the compact that Josh gave her for Christmas)
Josh : It’s yours now, I wasn’t even going to give it to you anyway

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Todd and Blair said goodbye to their son. Todd does seem to be genuine in professing his love for Blair but she is not that convinced yet. She tells him it’s probalby not going to happen when Todd said he wants her back. But once they were at the waiting area watching the snowfall Blair said they will get through it together. They both said goodbyes then Blair asked for a sign that their baby heard it somehow. That’s when Marcie and Tommy showed up. Blair asked to hold him and Marcie agreed. Then Rex and Adrianna walked in.

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Well, Erica found out the truth. Jack didn’t really send her the gifts, instead it was Sean. So to get back at him she drove him crazy with all the swans, dancers, milkmaids, pipers, and drummers at their yacht. Jack realized Erica knew so he sent everybody away. Erica now thinks their Christmas reunion was a sham. Wasn’t that a little too convenient?. All she ever wanted was for Jack to understand her. Bullcrap. She doesn’t even understand herself. A typical Erica. Of course she called Jeff right away to stick it to Jack. She left with him to celebrate the new year. I would say poor Jack but seriously, good riddance. He deserves so much better. I wonder what is in Erica’s new year’s resolution list. Hmmm, “In 2007, I will marry my 11th husband which is technically my 1st husband”. LOL.

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Robin is probably the luckiest woman in Port Charles these days. Today was a good day for General Hospital watchers too. Dr. Patrick walked around with no shirt all day. Hubba hubba!. Lucky Robin. She’s nesting though which is making Dr. McHottie a little uncomfortable. Just because she’s sleeping with him that doesn’t give her permission to start picking out furniture for him. Nor does it give her permission to start decorating the Doctor’s single pad. Robin is getting carried away. If she feels the need to fix someone’s life she should start with her own cousin Maxie.

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Mr. “I’m such a Macho Man” John Mcbain still refuses pain medication evne though Michael was practically out of breath in convincing him he needs it. I was afraid Michael was going to pop a nerve from his neck there at one point. Geez, a too much acting maybe?. I guess finding out Marty Saybrooke is the Psyche consult he suggested his brother must absolutely see must have hit a nerve somehow. Michael should relax. It’s not like Marty set out to be John’s therapist anyway. She was asked to do a job. The single Mom has bills too you know?. Anyhooo, Marcie convinced the uber concerned Michael and Natalie that maybe the reason John “tried” to kill spencer and refusing medication pills is because he feels cooped up in the hospital. Oohhh, everyobdy is a Doctor now in Llanview. Of course the 2 agreed and was able to convinced the Doctor release John early. A scared Natalie informed John she doesn’t want to lose him again. I think John should have a setback after being released from the hospital so Natalie can start wearing nice clothes again. It’s off tangent I know but the only time I saw Nat wear something fashionable was at John’s “funeral”. She wore a nice black dress paired with black stilletos. Eversince John came back from the “dead” she’s back to wearing droopy monotone turtle necks over black slacks. Natalie is supposed to be this red head wild natured young woman but her fashion sense falls more on the frumpy side if you ask me.

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Surprise, surprise, Kendall is not going to tell Ryan the sperm he donated years ago resulted a baby girl name Emma who happens to be Annie’s little girl who by the way is head over heels in love with him. Josh feels it’s his obligation to tell Ryan the truth considering his own experience with the whole Madden-Jeff-Erica twist. Josh is understandably convinced Emma should know who her father is. He missed out on spending time with his real father therefore Emma should not have to go through the same thing. It’s unbelievable though that Kendall would use her own brother’s heartache to keep her dirty little secret just because of her insecurity and entitlement issues. I still don’t get how Ryan fell in love with her eons ago. Kendall promised Babe to Josh as long as he keeps their secret. That’s ok. The truth will always come out in the end and when it does I’m going to have a great time watching Mrs. Zach Slater try to get out of another mess she herself created. Ryan better not be so lenient on her just because she is Spike’s mother. I’m just glad Greenlee is not around. Can you just imagine how she would feel if she knows Ryan has another child, with another woman who looks exactly like her?. I mean hello anti-depressants.

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