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While Sam is away at a location shoot, her boss Amelia is getting hot and heavy again with Sonny. While they’re together, Sonny discovers Amelia’s file on Sam. She spills all she knows to Sonny about Sam’s past and claims she had the same gold-digging plans for Sonny, Jax, and Jason. Sonny decides to warn Jason, but Jason refuses to believe that Sam only wanted him for his money. Liz, meanwhile, goes to visit Jason in prison which infuriates Lucky. Luke and Lulu reel over the blow of Scott being awarded legal guardianship of Laura.

The power of sex. Sonny is getting a lot of them from Amelia so now he’s believe her over Sam. Puhlleeaazze. Since when did his brain turned to mush. Couldn’t he see Amelia’s agenda on everything? Couldn’t Sonny see that Sam was a battered wife, by Amelia’s father? Warning Jason of Sam’s intension. C’mon. Hasn’t Sam proven her love and loyalty to Jason? The girl was shot in the head, and because of that she can’t have a baby. Yet where is she? Still fighting for Jason.

Sonny, get your brain out of the gutter and think with your pants on.

Scotty was awarded custody? Talk about justice in Port Charles. No wonder they can’t put Sonny and Jason away. It’s all muddled with stupidity. I mean Ric had to record a bogus evidence that Mac is eating up like a hot cake. Well I guess it’s time for Luke to kidnap Laura and go off on a vacation again .

Warning: This is going to be a long one so go grab a platter of cheese and a bottle of wine coz you’re in for a long and bumpy ride.

Let’s start with the Sonny and Carly saga. Seriously, they have dragged this storyline long enough. I’m so sick of it. Last Friday, Carly realized it was Sonny’s birthday in the middle of making appointments for her wedding day with Jax. When she saw it on her calendar she quickly tried to reach the lady who picked Michael up for a weekend getaway with Morgan and that lady’s family. The next thing we know, Carly is at Sonny’s office with her devastated face and a gift in hand.

I’m taking a breather here, hold on a second……………..

You are telling me, Carly doesn’t have that lady’s phone number? Do you really want me to believe that she’s not able to reach them to tell them to turn around for Sonny’s birthday? Seriously? Is Carly that stupid and so out of touch to just send her kids off with someone she can’t call just in case there is an emergency or to tell them goodnight at night. She realized it right away. The car just barely left.

Now I know they’re using this as a way to get Sonny and Carly get close, to maybe make her finally see who she really wants to be with for the rest of her life. But c’mon. She’s always claiming she loves her kids and she cares about their welfare, that’s why she’s threatening Sam to quit her job if it comes down to hurting her kids because of the new host of Everyday Heroes past with Sonny. Yet she could not, for the freaking love of me, get in touch with the woman she entrusted her kids to spend with. REALLY?????

Ok, let’s say the car has left Port Charles. You know what?? I bet you if Michael was made aware that they’ve forgotten his Father’s birthday he’d make a fuss about it and demand, yes DE-MAND that they turn around and go back. Hence I’m not buying this stupid turn of events. Maybe this will bring Sonny and Carly back together but I don’t appreciate being treated like they can just dish out scenarios and we’re supposed to just eat ‘em all up knowing it’s farfetched and borderline ridiculous.

*YOGA BREATHING*………… Now, let’s deal with this Robin/Patrick/Nikolas/Emily/Craig/Alexis storyline.

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Sam is getting all this publicity, yet she hasn’t interacted with Alexis about it. Not one scene between them eversince Sam was discovered. You’re telling me, the press hasn’t discovered Alexis’s cancer battle? Or the fact that she just lost custody of Molly to her creepo ex husband?

Hmmm, Sam, how do you feel about your mother’s ex. What about the reasons why she lost the custody in the first place. By smoking pot. The press doesn’t know about that, Bull.

How about the fact that it was Alexis who set Manny free? The person who terrorized her own daughter and caused the train wreck?

What about that itty bitty thing of her almost dying from getting shot in the head which by the wasy was meant for her boyfriend? Why is she staying with him?

Oh Oh, iI almost forgot, how about the time her little sister witnessed her kill Diego at a shooting crossfire?

Yeah, the media is ignorant of all that stuff. They are more focused on her past with Sonny. Oh yes, that is more exciting for the freaking writers. Sonny buying her career for his mistress.

C’mon, TPTB wake the hell up. This is why your show is sucking so bad these days. I’m almost tempted to start tuning in to Reva’s crap over at Guiding Light on CBS.